I can’t help it, this photo that I took in the Chester (England) zoo last month reminds me of the kind of poster you see in print shops, auto body shops and other places where people make unreasonable demands because they have no clue what is involved in the task in question. The posters always show someone rolling on the floor laughing, and the punch line is always the same. “You want it WHEN?”
This BTW is an Asian elephant (you can tell by the small ears) and, BTW 2, the Chester Zoo is an amazing place, that held me for five and a half hours until my feet said “enough!”